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Blocco dello scrittore: Fantasy Sports

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?
Sorry, but I'm not buying it for a SECOND. The Cullen family are as strong as a piece of paper, and as tridimensional as one. I could put the worst baseball players in the world and beat their sparkly asses out.
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Blocco dello scrittore: Bite Me

From Dr. Polidori's Lord Ruthven to Stephenie Meyer's Edward Cullen, the annals of vampire lore are filled with attractive, charming bloodsuckers. Which one would you most want to be bitten by?
First things first, attractive and Edward Cullen are oxymorons, since Twilight and the rest of those so-called 'books' are disgusting and disturbing in their warped values.

Second thing... no one. I'd be trying to kick their ass and/or escape.